Explain to me how a dweeb like this gets a hot looking chick like that?

No, that’s not me. (I didn’t look nearly that good at my high school prom!) This is a friend of mine who was foolish enough to send me this picture. So much for trust? Don’t worry kids, he’s doing well. He might not be as popular as me, but his car is faster than mine.

I can’t wait to see his face when he sees this post!