My friend Matt just hit me up – Damn Canandians won’t leave me alone – and showed me he’s newest gal. She’s stunning. The name of her site is Ashley’s Candy. He’s on ICQ with her so here goes.

So there is a very good chance she’ll read this. With that in mind…..

Dear Ashley….. You are beautiful. In one word you are “stunning”. Marry me. It’s much warmer here, I’m a nice guy, and I have money to burn. I don’t care if you can cook or not, and I have a full time maid. So all you need to do is spend your time suntanning, looking pretty, and shopping. It’s a pretty good deal. So come marry me. See you soon.

Let’s see if I get a response from her.

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