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While looking around his room one day this young gentleman finds a mysterious lamp stored on his shelf. Thinking of the genie stories of his youth he rubs the side with a smile on his face. Much to his surprise a genie pops into his bed and offers to grant him a wish. He asks for a sexy schoolgirl to give him a handjob and in the next instant she's waiting for him on the bed.
He quickly gets naked and lies down, putting his hands behind his head and waiting for her to begin. She squirts lube into her hand and gets right to it. She strokes him lightly at first, running her hand up and down his cock to get him hard. Before long his erection is throbbing in her skilled fingers and he's getting ready to spurt.
Leave it to me to find something a little bit out there in left field…. I came across this the other day - It’s called Shiny Angels and it’s all about hot chicks in tight shiny outfits!
Strange, but yet all very hot at the same time!!!
While I find this oddly HAWT, I’m wondering how you have sex with a chick that’s tightly wrapped and covered from head to toe like this…..
While Shiny Angels has lots of tight latex and and liquid metal type clothing, it also has lots of stripper / club wear, mini skirts, and my all time favorite - catsuits!
They also have a sister site called Shiny Movies that’s more of the same but all movies!!!!
Asian teens always have the nicest, firmest tits around. Joy Samak is a sexy 19 year old from Thailand who has just an impressive pair of firm, natural tits that you know you want to squeeze and lick. Plus she has a naturally furry pussy with the softest pussy hair you will see, with a clear path through to her very private pink parts. Her pussy looks yummy, that is for sure. click here and check out Joy Samak!
Maybe I just live in a totally social conscious town, or watch too many other tv stations instead of Fox, but all I’ve heard about the last week has been Earth Day. Now don’t get me wrong, I agree the earth is all far-out, hip, groovy and happening…and if I saw Mother Nature I would not hesitate to let her have a taste of my cock before I plowed it into her. What more respect for the earth could anybody expect from me? But I would like to use this porn review as a chance to bring out a movie to remind us that the earth isn’t the only far-out groovy thing to celebrate, and that we can also enjoy the glory of a full moon.
In porn, just like in life, there are two sets of sluts…first you have your cock and pussy and tit loving, ball sucking fuck-me fuck-me basic slut. Then you have the chicks in this movie…which is your basic slut plus the eagerness to take it in every hole as well as getting more than one filled at the same time…the super-sluts around which so many intense splooge sessions for serious jackers revolve.
Three cheers for the chicks in All About Ass 2. Since I’m doing this review as a ‘Moon Day’ review I must say this is the most awesome movie to do it to.
Four scenes to jam out to while you watch these super-sluts in action. They do not hesitate to use these cocks in any way that they can, and go totally crazy loud while they explode in hole filled orgasm after hole filled orgasm until finally they get to show us that their love for cum is equal to their love for cock.
All About Ass 2 highlights ass action at its finest, gets four cocks-up and the recommendation that you don’t forget about the Moon in all the hub-bub about Earth Day, and make sure you get some anal action tonight.
That’s the problem with mad scientists…their priorities are skewed and they concentrate on the wrong fucking things.
I don’t see a whole hell of a lot of a practical application in shrinking women down to midgy widgy itty bitty bimboids that can’t even suck your cock…but if they all looked like ‘the big-boned’ one before he zapped them, then he’s obviously also created an ugly reversal ray.
There are occasions in life that bring about looks of contentment and joy on a woman’s face. Now most people would see the happy look on this milf’s face and assume that it’s because Billy got a good report card. But FuckHerRight.com and I know different.
A look of joyful anticipation like this can only come from knowing that she’s scored a couple well hung studs and is about to be double ended to ecstacy until she doesn’t know or care who Billy is anymore than I fucking do.
Sometimes, some people just want a little bit of extra zest that isn’t usually natural to them. They have a saying, ‘Blondes have more fun, but…Red heads will do what blondes won’t dare…’
PinkandPerfect.com tries to help these brunettes live more on the wild sapphic side by giving them a sexual make-over and letting them taste the wildness of being a blonde and a redhead.
Took my fat ass to the gym and then just another fun filled day of working.
The toner cartridges in my Lexmark C532 color laser printer finally are in need of replacing. Ironically the factory cartridges would cost more to replace then what I paid for the printer so I went for 3rd party ones at half the price. The cartridges will be here in about a week so I guess I’ll know soon enough if they turn out to be a good deal or not.
Been tired all day due to lake of sleep the last few days so going to be calling it an early evening and hopefully sleeping in tomorrow morning.
A young man sits totally naked in a chair in the corner of the room. Standing in the foreground is an older brunette woman in what looks like a teacher's outfit. She's rather matronly looking, but that doesn't mean she can't pull of a handjob. She approaches the younger man and leans down over his lap. Her loose fitting sweater hangs low and just a hint of cleavage can be seen underneath.
As soon as he saw her his dick grew with excitement; I guess this guy loves older babes. When she begins to stroke his cock he gets even harder. She uses a generous amount of lube and his thick shaft shines in the light of the camera and she gently strokes him up and down. She fondles his heavy balls quite a bit as well, hoping to massage the cum right out of them I guess.
This nice photo gallery contains a bunch of high quality pics featuring the sexy, cute and very naughty teen school babe Britney Braces in her white school shirt, red plaid skirt and pretty pink panties sucking on a lolly pop and stripping out of her uniform to expose her bare naked body. Britney’s a real hottie with perfect teenie tits and a nice firm ass that I’d love to grab and smack. These images are 1200 pixels on the long side, which is larger than average, and the scene is very nice. Britney is one of those girls in braces, like Little Summer and Teen Topanga that I think are undeniably hot.
People have accused me of being a racist, but this is highly unfair and I think watching and somewhat enjoying this movie shows how accepting I am. My appreciation for nympho negresses rises just like my cock did during the final rocking scene of this movie, and one day when I own my harem I’m gonna make damn sure to have a few bodacious black bunnies included…see, I’m sexist not racist, just like this movie.
Back in the archaic old days of Mr. Tibbs, it was a hanging offense for black dudes to go nailing what we would now call milf’s. If you ask me it’s a little redundant to hang the hung, but these modern day Millie’s certainly take advantage of the extra meat these well-hung ebony motherfuckers are packing and get jammed like there is no tomorrow blasting your senses with their sheer sluttiness as they get jammed.Then for a polarity switch around in the final scene we have the nymphoid negress I referred to earlier, and even though it’s an interracial movie she also prefers the dark meat when she gets down n nasty.
Chaos In The Jungle gets three cocks-up for decent jackable material and the moral that if you’ve gotta white wife, no matter how much she likes the white meat…one day she will try the dark.
This is the type of situation that this guy should have learned to deal with in kindergarten. So often when enjoying yourself, some idiot comes along being a killjoy saying ‘Oh…you can’t do that.’
Experience has taught me, as it should have taught this guy, that usually these people just want to be invited to join in on the fun too and I bet if Harold and his girlfriend offered to make it a threesome they wouldn’t have any more problems.
One of my pet peeves is people not taking advantage of advances in science. FuckHerRight.com reminds us that to truly fuck her right, condom free is the way to go.
Nowadays we have the day after pill to take care of any problems so make sure next time you fuck her, to fuck her right, fuck her bare…be responsible, remember there’s starving people everywhere, and make a creampie.
Once again PinkandPerfect.com shows the perfection of their site name in that a picture says a thousand words.
This is a perfect ass in a perfect fuckable position with a perfectly fuckable face and ready to be unwrapped from her perfect pink lingerie…though I think she would be a perfect fuck in any color.
Woohoo….Easter’s coming! If you’re like me I know what your favorite part of easter is (other than getting to see Charlton Heston be Moses every year) …the coolest thing about easter is the chocolate bunnies. This movie is filled with chocolate bunnies, and between now and easter, we’ll look at a few of these steamy sweet cream-filled chocolate movies.
These Jamaican jiggaboo jungle-bunnies show us why so many people cum to the Caribbean…butts, boobs, and buds. My problem with this flick is that we all know that in the Caribbean they have these awesome party places, like Club Hedonism with far out and kinky group action where, unlike in this movie, the chicks happily take multiple cocks and multiple loads…why the hell isn’t that happening in this movie? I mean they’re hot enough and all, but unfortunately the movie is not as hot as hot chocolate can be…give me that stuff that scolds the roof of my mouth.
Afro Caribbean Style gets a disappointing two cocks-up, but keep your eyes open cos more chocolate bunnies will cum your way over the next couple weeks.
This shot of Faye Valentine from FTV Girls slays me… I can’t figure out if she looks like she’s got no panties on and is getting off because the wind is blowing up her dangerously short skirt or if she looks damn evil here…..
Oh great, just what we need. More of Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Honey, your fifteen seconds of fame is over already. Isn’t it bad enough that you fucked a congressman, destroyed his career, and his marriage. Admit it - Your just a whore who can’t sing.
Seems that Ashley Alexandra Dupre is sueing Girls Gone Wild because she was only seventeen at the time she was filmed, and she legally cannot sign any contracts.
The news article I just read stated the following:
Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 22, contended in the lawsuit that she was only 17 — too young to sign legally binding contracts — and drunk on spring break in 2003 when she agreed to be filmed for “Girls Gone Wild” in Miami Beach.
I’m confused. This bitch was seventeen, was breaking the law by drinking, most likely had a fake ID, and illegally entered into a contract, yet no one is going to arrest her for anything. She just filed a lawsuit that said she broke three laws, yet nothing is going to happen to her. Anyone else see anything wrong with this?
How about trying this on for size…. You were filmed in a public place doing something illegal on your part???
Oh, and your singing really sucks honey. Stick to blowing Congressmen already.
