Category: Pornograhers

Disney Sex Tape

out of all the celeb sex tapes I thought we’d ever share this was definately not one of them.

Have a look. Its Mickey, its Minnie, its Goofy. Its as dirty as you can ever expect.

Your inner furry is liable to yiff itself to death.

The day that YouTube became uncool.

You can mark today down in the history books.  Google has bought video giveaway site Youtube for a mind numbing 1.65 billion (story from cnn here), aquiring the 67 person company that wouldn’t know what a profitable business looked like if they were slapped in the face with it.

Some, such as Marketing Shift, suggest that Google, with it’s vast Adsense network or advertisers will be able to push things like pre-roll ads (those annoying commercials before a video) or otherwise crowd up the youtube space with more and more click for money ads.  (read their take here)  They can see some potential for Google to turn this into a money spinner.

Myself, I see some benefits for Google, specifically using up some of the storage and bandwidth in their new mega-storage facility they have been working on.  Their understanding of how to distribute through the net and provide good service is legendary.   It also gives them many millions of additional page views into their network, which certainly can help.

However, YouTube’s whole deal is being kewl and being somewhat on the edge of legality.  It isn’t unusual to find TV shows and other copyrighted material on the site, and some of the material goes from questionable to downright disgusting.  Think American’s Funniest Videos without the sound effects or the well places censor strips meets Jackass, and you are starting to get the idea.  Blogs link to this stuff, using YouTube’s inline system to display the videos right in the blog without sending the surfer anywhere, which is basically free bandwidth to show videos, but with no chance for youtube to make any income unless they start adding in pre-roll ads.

There is the rub.  Google will not be willing to allow it’s 1.65 billion dollar investment be a black hole of resources and time.  They are going to want return on investment, which is going to mean changes in the product and changes in the way things are done.  Pre-roll ads or other restrictions on material are going to create that sort of “not cool” feel about the place that will likely take away the edge, and turn it into just another popular online site.

Remember, you can tell your kids that you remember when YouTube was still cool.

Luba Shumeyko

I Love Luba is a site dedicated to the good folks in the world who love Luba Shumeyko. She is without question one of the most amazing models in the industry. She has, so far, done exclusively softcore but that sofctore is absolutely freaking amazing. There is rumor of a hardcore luba porn video on her site but I’ve not seen it. Of course I dont own a membership there.

I do know that if you cant masturbate to this, then there is something seriously wrong with you:

Luba Shumeyko

The endless days and nights of webmastering

One of the interesting things about working on the internet is that there is never enough time and never enough strength to get everything done tha tyou might like.  I have been doing this now for rigth about 10 years, and there are still an endless number of things I should learn, understand, and do.

The longer I keep doing this, the farther I fall behind.   Well, at least I am more aware every day of how far I am behind on things…

Anyway, on that happy note, I get to tell you all that I am working on some new stuff, new ideas, and a whole new thing in my life that could change everything.  Change is good, so I have been told, so damn, I am going to be tossing out a whole ass load of good.  I am working on a new blog called Broadband Wireless Access that is going to be all about the world of wireless internet and stuff.  With the new WiMAX standard coming on strong, it is now possible to get the internet in more and more places… not just short range hotspots but whole regions, similar to cellular service, with speeds up to 1mps.  NICE!

I am also working on a more information site, but I cannot reveal it much yet.  Let’s just say when it comes, it will be nice :)

As always, I keep updating stuff too… there are some nice new galleries on Sexy Whore, and tons of blog entires daily appearing on Porn Pig.

Enjoy!

Off to play M:TG

going to my first ‘big’ tourney in a long time, down in Little Rock arkansas (timespiral pre release). I’ll be the monstrously huge guy everyone is calling “boogie” just in case you’re there. Mention this website for a free… well nothing, I’m a stingy fuck.

Wish me luck this weekend you fuckwits.

Bob’s swelling was a fat padded wallet!

Well, you could sort of see this one coming from far, far away.  You may have seen ads for a product called “Enzyte”, a “natural male enhancement product“.  The wording of their commercials was awfully complex, dancing around artfully attempting to suggest that they can increase the size of your penis, all the while not saying (for obvious legal reasons).  The commercials featured “Smiling Bob” who would always end up somehow revealing his new found confidence, usually after losing his pants for some reason or another.

Well, the US federal government assets that this company wasn’t telling it’s customers enough to the truth, read the story click here

Weird Al White and Nerdy

Since i am white and nerdy…
and weird al is white and nerdy…
and riding dirty is viral…

well anyways shut up. I know it aint porn but enjoy it anyways, freaks.

What Happened To Boogie

Q) you sure havent updated a lot lately whats up with that?
a) oh sorry I’ve been busy fucking your mother.

Q) yeah she’s a whore
a) I gave her the herpes.