Horrible News Days…

Damn, I guess it’s been a while since I posted some porn-related news.  It sucks that I have to bring it back with too terrible stories.

To begin with, Jon Dough has passed away.  If you don’t know who John Dough is, well he gave us this lovely site here.  His creativity will be missed!

It blows me away how all of these pornstars who die never have a penny in their pocket.  Ok, it’s not really that amazing.  Here’s a link to his burial fund: http://www.myspace.com/jondoughmemorial

Doh' Don VitoThe other bad news is the story that broke about Don Vito, Bam Margera’s retarded uncle is in trouble with the law on two felony counts of assault on a child.

This sucks because I like Bam and half of what made him funny was torturing this retard.

Strippers for the Dead

The older cultures sometimes have the best traditions. Lots of cultures believe that the more people who attend someone’s funeral, the more important or honored that person must have been in life. Well, in China they have a way to guarantee a good turnout at a funeral: they use strippers!
That’s right, they use naked dancing […]