She’s Got a Woody: From the Toying Pussy Files

Fantasies are fabulous and especially tempting when they cum from fans and readers to my blog. The following is an observation by one of the our blog fans:

What is it with girls and doing everything they can to find the most pleasurable sex toys? It seems like every time I check out Cunt Toys they’ve got a hot and horny babe pleasuring herself with some nifty new dildo I’ve never seen before.

Ever seen a wooden dildo stuffed into a tight pink pussy? Neither had I until just a few moments ago! See for yourself. This self-pleasuring babe totally loves masturbating with her woody.

I mean, I got nothing against a wooden fake cock… hell, I love watching women pleasure themselves with whatever toys they like best. Big black dildos, pretty little ticklers, or shiny gold vibrators… it’s all good! But the thought of a woody that’s a woody!? That just too much!

I should get one for myself. That way I can tell a woman, “here babe, you can use my woody to pleasure your hungry wet pussy, and I’ll just watch.” Yeah…

Okay, maybe it’s not that cool, but watching this horny vixen working her pussy with a wood cock is fucking awesome. Her pussy lips are turning all pinks, and everything. Seriously, why the fuck are you still reading this shit, go look at this masturbating, dildo lover!

I think I’ll name my future wooden dildo Woody the Wooden Pecker. ;-)