That’s right, there’s tons of big news about AEE, and yet I don’t know about any of it because Simon is missing in action and not returning my calls. I guess that’s what I get for sending an alcoholic to a porn convention.
I figure he’s either in a drunk tank, having sex with fabulous pornstars or sleeping next to a dead hooker. Either way, hopefully next week after he gets back and sobers up I will get a full report. Other then that I’m stuck reading horrible press releases and trite articles on AVN.
Fuck it. Time to sleep, or pop a Xanax…or do anything that makes me forget that I skipped out on two cool things going on in Vegas this week.