I love Nautica Thorn. Well not really, but kind of. See I mean that in a respect kinda way and not a stalkerish kinda way. Everything she does normally turns out pretty cool and her looks remind me of a race girl gone bad.
That said, I found my mind totally blown today when I read this pretty much benign little article in AVN about her. See you can’t just skim a pornwhore’s press release, you have to read every word to find the bits of absurdity, ‘“I also have eight dogs,” she giggled, “so they take up a lot of my time.”’
Eight dogs! Are you shitting me? She’s certifiable if she thinks that many dogs is a pleasure to be around. And think of the smell. But hey, I guess they keep the stalkers away!