The Dawn Of A Brand New Year

Well, I hope you all had a great New Years Eve. Mine was a tad boring, but what would you expect from the life of a philosopher. Whoops, did I say philosopher, I meant pornographer.

Anyway, I’m sure Simon’s New Years was far more exciting than my own. I touched base with him right before party time and he informed me of his trist with a 44 year old MILF. He leads quite a life.

I have to get with him soon as he will be representing my sites at AVN’s AEE so I have much to discuss with him. I will also take the time to try to ween out some juicy details about his MILF encounter. Until then, have a safe 2007 and my all your whores swallow.