Fake, yes, but you still have to pay for them!

The ladies in the wanted posters don’t just have fake beasts, they also used fake names and numbers to cheat a German plastic surgeon out of payment for their boob jobs.
Michael Koenig, a surgeon in Cologne who’s out about $10,000 for each enlargement surgery, gave photos of the newly larger breasts to the police, and […]

Tommy’s Boner

Rat-a-tat-tat! The banging on the back door could only mean one thing, Tommy was here to play with Jimmy. Without waiting for an answer, Tommy popped open the screen door and marched into the kitchen. “Jimmy around,” he asked? “I’m sorry, Tom, but Jimmy and his dad went shopping for a new bike,” replied Marion Overton, “he should be home in an hour or so if you care to wait.” The eighteen year old stood in the middle of the kitchen and pondered for a few seconds and answered back, “Yeah, I will wait, is it okay if I watch television in the basement,” he asked? “Sure,” she replied, “go right on down, I’ll tell Jimmy you’re here as soon as he gets back!” Tommy slipped quietly down the stairs, picked up the remote and flicked on the set, and in seconds he had tuned into a cable channel that was showing a steamy sex video. Looking around to make sure no one else was around, he pulled out his pecker and slowly began jerking it off to the hot scenes on the screen. He and Jimmy spent hours jerking their cocks to the x-rated cable shows, often racing to see who could blow his nut the fastest! He was so enraptured with the program, that he didn’t hear Marion Overton descending the stairs to tell him that Jimmy and his father were going to be at least another hour at the store. If she had, he would have had time to change the station and put away his cock!

When she came around the corner into the family room, Marion was stunned to see the crude images on the TV, but even more stunned to see Tommy pulling hard on his teenage yang! It was strange, but an overwhelming feeling of pure excitement swept through the older woman’s body, culminating in the absolute flooding of her vagina with cunt juice! She couldn’t help herself, but the sight of the young lad jerking his cock was one of the most erotic things she had ever seen in her life! She was surprised to see how large his cock was, and while not as big as her husband’s eight inches, it was pretty evident that Tommy was at least six inches long, and probably more!!! Although she and her husband Hank had a good healthy sex life, just seeing another male erection made her pussy drool like it hadn’t done in years! In the movie, a young blonde was sucking a very large black penis to completion, and Tommy’s hand was now racing up and down his shaft, while his breathing was becoming more labored by the second! Marion slipped her hand up under her dress and inside her panties, where she quickly found her erect clit begging for some attention! When her finger made contact with the little organ, she made an audible sigh that was easily heard by the jerking boy! He spun his head around and in total a state of total panic, tried to turn off the TV and put his cock back in his pants in one fell swoop! His face had turned a crimson red as he tried to stammer and explanation, but it was when he finally looked directly at his friend’s mother that he notice her hand was up her skirt and that she was masturbating along with him!!!

“Don’t put it away,” she said in a husky voice, “let me see it and I’ll show you my pussy!!!” Still not exactly sure what to do, he watched in wide eyed wonder as she lifted her dress and showed him her panty clad vagina with her right hand stuck inside of it! She quickly shucked her panties and exposed her dark hairy cunt to his by now saucer sized eyes! “Pull it back out,” she ordered, “I want to see you jerk it off!!!” Regaining his senses and realizing that this was a once in a lifetime shot, he reached in and extracted his now steel hard organ for her hungry gaze to devour! She moved over for a closer look, and throwing caution and good sense to the four winds, dropped to her knees and lovingly took the hard erection into her mouth! Tommy had never felt anything so wonderful in his entire life! He thought that jerking off was as good as it got, and in no way was her prepared for the feeling of having a warm mouth engulf his organ, and naturally he reacted that way too, and in a matter of seconds he filled her mouth with a giant load of teenaged jism!!!

After blowing his load, panic set in, and Tommy had the unmistakable urge to flee the premises! He was quickly reassured by Marion, however, that everything was all right, and that he should sit down and enjoy the show! Falling back onto the old sofa, he watched in fascination and awe as Marion Overton stripped off all of her clothing! He had never seen a real live naked woman before, and his pecker stiffened up immediately when her large bra fell away from her breasts revealing two very large pink nippled tits! She cupped them provocatively and twisted her nipples, making them stand out like two little erections while asking shyly, “You like?!?” “Oh, god yes,” he panted, while taking his rigidness back into his now pumping fist! “Mmmm,” she hummed, “if you like these, I’ll bet you love this,” while taking her vaginal lips and pulling them apart to reveal her pink honey pot!!! “Oh my, god,” he moaned, “you are so sexy I can’t believe it!!!” “Will you do me a favor,” she asked coyly??? “Anything,” she replied in a raspy voice, “just name it!!!” “Well,” she continued, “my pussy really needs to be sucked, do you think you could do that for me!?! He gulped hard, and answered quickly, “Oh yes, anything you want, I’d love to do it for you!!!”

She stepped up to him and put one foot up on the arm of the couch, which caused the lips of her now dripping slit to be pulled apart, exposing her sweet inner lips and clit. Her gaping cunt, now not more than inches from his face, was like a magnet to his tongue! The flavor and aroma were totally intoxicating, and he had always wondered what it would taste like, and it was much better than he had ever dreamed possible!!! Even after only a few seconds, he was a confirmed cunt lapper, and there was nothing he could do about it, he was hooked like an addict to heroin! Up and down her slit he let his mouth and tongue roam, taking his time to savor this new found experience! Through gritted teeth she ordered, “Do my clit, Tommy, do my clit,” and needing no more prodding, he let his tongue work it’s magic all over the erect little love button and the next thing he experienced was having a woman cum in his mouth! Loud groans gurgled from deep in her throat, as her vaginal muscles contracted hard on his tongue and a torrent of liquid filled his mouth as her orgasm shook her whole body in ecstasy!!!

Her legs now like wet noodles, she slumped down next to him on the couch. He had resumed fisting his prick, and seeing the naked lady next to him with her legs splayed wide apart sent him over the edge into his own orgasmic rush!!! His cum flew all over his belly and chest in giant bursts, leaving him drenched in his own sperm! Marion leaned over and greedily licked up all of his precious seed, not wanting even a drop to go to waste! With both of them completely spent, she let her hand caress his shrunken manhood only to find it coming back to life in an instant!!! “Mmmmmm,” she thought to herself, “that’s another good thing about youth, they always will be served!!!”

And Another One Bites The Dust

That’s right, another complete site rebuild has been finished.  After a few weeks of work I finally got to the end-game on Depraved Pornsites and had a Hell of a time getting the search page to look right.  But all has now been fixed.  It all resizes much better then it used to with quicker access to free porn.  What more you ask for?

So check out the unveiling of the new

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Help the Danish women to have more sex

A new German exit study has revealed that Scandinavian women have the least sex of all women in Europe.
11.500 women from 15-49 years of age participated in the study and it turns out that only 28% of the Danish women have sex more than once a week.
13% have sex once a week and 19% have sex once a month.
11% do not have sex at all!

I will not let the Danish finish last in anything, so therefore I will do my part to raise the Danish average.
Hey Mr. J! Let’s go have sex right now. :-D

I’m off to Las Vegas!

Yihaa!! I’m going to the fabulous city of Las Vegas again for the 3rd time in 1.5 years. I guess I really like it there :)

I’m going with 4 other guys and Murielle which you all should remember from this post. Two of the guys I’m going with own the largest site in Belgium and The Netherlands and are going to do a documentary about the Las Vegas nightlife. Ofcourse we’re talking about the kinky side of nightlife :)

For instance we will be heading over to the world famous Green Door Las Vegas, a swingers club “à la lettre”. And the best thing is we have permission to shoot some video while we are there. So stay tuned for some exclusive video swinger material when I get back! You can check out their pictures in the meantime.

I might even visit the doctor’s office at the Green Door:

Or take a nap in the hammock:

Until then, behave and keep on fucking!

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Im The Big Dog

Ok, so I was watching a special on A&E on the arrest of Dog the Bounty Hunty, because you know, it’s important fucking news!  Anyways there’s this toad who has on CNN and she’s reporting about the outrageous bounty hunter and his fantastic wife.

Here’ where it gets relative.  This CNN reporter was saying something about Dog’s dire predicament and how many American’s were interested in his release.  To demonstrate America’s obsession she stated their their web-site on the matter had nearly “1 million hits”.

Now what’s funny is last month I had “1 million hits”.  Now some may say that in this day and age hits are a meaningless stat.  I prefer to think that my depraved pornsites are just as important as Dog’s unfortunate jailing to the American public.  Spin it ’til it feels good, I often say.

Asian Masturbation

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Maybe it is because asian men have slightly smaller penises or something, but man, there are so many asian girls out there that just love to hump a vibrator, rub and egg on their clit, or ride a double headed dildo with a girlfriend… They are rubber cockhounds!

I foudn this free site featuring a girl called Maui. I think she is from the Philipines, and she has a nice tight and petite asian body… and she has a very very wet pussy! She gets out her favortie flesh colored bumpy natural vibrator, and she isn’t shy about ramming it home and riding it hard…

She is so hot and you know she is having a good time! She even turns around and take the dildo from behind, showing you her dripping wet snatch and the toy running in and out… it’s asian masturbation heaven!

This is a free site, so two galleries inside… nice… click here for Asian Masturbation!

Mona Mind: Asian Lesbianism

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It isn’t very often that you find super hot asian girls making love together, and this gallery certainly hits the mark for Horny Asian pussy!

Check out Mona Mind and one of her friends as they play around, kissing, licking, and fondling, getting naked, and finally taking out a couple of really big toys to play with! These girls are totally hot and they want to get off!

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