..that the actions of the guy in the story below have been repeated in New Zealand.. Twice!

A man twice broke into a neighbour’s house with the aim of using a computer to access internet pornography involving young girls.

The second time – after breaking in through the toilet window – he was found by police with pornography still on the screen.

Sheesh…. he must have been a little desperate….

DD

I just love this picture.  So much that I needed to blog about it.  I don’t really have much to say as the site involved isn’t really my thing.  But I guess anything whose essence is as depraved as this has a place on this depraved blog.

Anybody looking for ass licking porn should be interested in this gallery.  Oh shit, did I just give away the mystery behind this pic and ruin the illusion for you.  Oh well, I’ll try harder next time…

Smell The Magic

Want to see some porn star boobs??

Then it is time to head for Auckland, New Zealand.

The Boobs on Bikes parade later this month will feature up to 30 Porn Stars on the back of motorcycles or in cars riding through Auckland’s CBD to promote an erotica expo

Topless porn bikers get green light

DD

Score another one guys for the natural sexy model / pornstar girls!

Sexy Crystal Klein is a totall hot model babe with a body and a face that can stop traffic.  Her smoking hot looks start with those amazing eyes… I love a girl with eyes that can stop you cold.  One look from here and you would be frozen on the spot!   Then maybe, just maybe, your eyes would wander down her lovely body and come to rest on those amazing little tits.  Nice, well formed, round and perky, her solid A cups are the things of dreams… you know she is all woman, without her having to have those big rubber uglies… VERY SEXY!

If you keep going down you will find a totally amazing ass, lovely legs, and a shaved and tight pussy that will make you drool!  She is a sexy babe for sure, and proof complete that you don’t have to have really big titties to be a sexy babe!  Tiny tits rule, and Crystal Klein has sexy tiny tits, that is for sure!

Click here to check out Crystal Klein’s tiny tits.

You can see more of Crystal and a ton more sexy babes and Twistys… click here! 

I like Little Johnny stories, how about you? Here’s one that got me laughing this morning so I thought I’d pass is along. I hope you like it too:
Little Johnny is walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He comes up to the doorstep of the local whorehouse and […]

Yeah! Ay!

Alright, so here is an incredibly rediculous rap lyric, yet I find it highly appropriate to accurately describe my skill set.  I hope that by just reading this post, it makes you just that much dumber…

“And me, Human Crack in the flesh
I’m the last of the best
One word to describe me (what), spectacular, YES!…”

The photo to the right shows Melissa Midwest, the popular Internet star, holding her citation for public nudity. Last week she was sentenced to six months probation and 50 hours of community service for her conviction on that charge. She was facing up to eight months in jail or a $500 fine. (click photo to […]