What color are your pubes?

About 25 years ago I knew a group of club girls who all dyed their pubic hair bright pink. Some of the guys I knew made it their mission to collect the full set of ‘pink girls’ and it made for some good times to remove a girl’s panties and discover someone new had joined […]

Flowers in the Desert

I’m physically exhausted. Plane flights, high speed desert run from Phoenix to Vegas, late nights, drinking, photoshoots, a late night dinner, stranded in San Fransico, romantic rides on the cable cars there. Perhaps I’ll post pictures later but right now I have much more serious things to discuss.

You can’t always get what you want; You can’t grow flowers in the desert. Hell, I can’t even grow flowers outside my front door in Sacramento but that’s another story.

Friends in need are friends indeed and nothing disappoints me more than friends in need who refuse help. I’m not talking about one person, but a selected handful of good friends who are having a tough go things for the moment. One of them failed to call me when he needed me the most, another annoys me daily but refuses to let me in; Yet another one has had the same problem for two years and although she can solve all of her problems by saying yes to my multiple marriage proposals she continues to refuse my help.

So I’m going to offer my wisdom and sage advice now….. Your not the first one who has been where you are at and you won’t be the last. Others have been here before you; Bankruptcy, divorce, drugs, girl problems, DUIs – whatever. There are good times and bad times; You have to ride the bad times out. Accept the reality of the “right now”, push hard for forward movement, and then come up screaming….

And keep in mind the grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence.

Jenny


This girl drags car in the street. But she can also drags horny men right straight in her bedroom with that ass! Any guy will surely drool over Jenny’s smooth ass and my GF will surely kill me ‘coz I’m all transfixed with this immaculate body on my screen.

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Banging a girl hard

We’ve decided to add a new category for all the hunks that I would like to fuck. Now that Mr. J has his category for women he gets off on it seems only fair that I get mine.

So tonight as I was watching porn I came across this movie clip.
This guy can really fuck a girl hard! Judgeing by the way she enjoys it he could easily get to fuck me as well if he rang my doorbell :grin:

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I found out I’m not a racing fan anymore

Well, at least I don’t think I am a fan of major american racing series anymore.  Today is the last day of the NASCAR season.  The championship race.  It all comes down to this, and I can’t be bothered to even turn the TV on.  I would rather clean the gutters on the house or do graphics work than waste the time.  Last week was the end of the champcar season, and I had the same feeling.  I would say that almost without a doubt, I am no longer interested.

According to the TV ratings, I am not alone in turning NASCAR off.  Viewership in the US is off by about 10% this year from what I can tell, and many of the races have seats available on race day, walk up and buy a ticket on race day.  2 years ago you would have had to kill people to get tickets to most of the races.

There is little innovation, nothing new… 50% of the races are run on cookie cutter track that, except for the skyline in the background, could all be the same track.  The entire race often hinges on who can save gas to avoid a pitstop or who put the right 1/4 pound of air in that right front tire.  480 miles of nothing to get 20 miles of racing, in a series who’s point system rewards average and doesn’t give anyone a real reason to win.  The artificial “race to the chase” and “the chase” tries very hard to create some tension and stop run away seasons, but all it does is turn 33 drivers into lame ducks too scared to race anyone in the top 10, and turns the top 10 in boring bots too scared to race in case they screw up their average points finish.

When racing stops rewarding winning, people stop wanting to win.  They race for points, they race for scoring better than average, and all they do is aim to be slightly better than average, because that is all it takes.  Make the chase, and even at 10th place, you are only 50 points behind. 23% of the drivers make the chase, so you only have to be in the 77th percentile to make it in.

Champcar and the IRL are no better at this point.  Champcar is packed full of no-names and lame brains, unsponsored cars, stupid street races on tracks so tight nobody can pass without a major incident, and short fields that would make my local circle track cancel a class for lack of competitors.  IRL has the names and the Indy500, but a bunch of other cookie cutter races and all the competition of a pin the tail on the donkey contest.

I still enjoy F1 from a totally technical stand point, I enjoy how strategy, driver skill, and the choices of others all interplay.  But that is a sport of billionaires… and it is pretty hard to swallow at times.

Too bad… I really use to enjoy racing. :)

Melissa


When I first saw this girl named Melissa from Canada, I was stunned with lust. She has such a great body – just look at her cute little tits and perfect nipples. She is just so stunning – I can’t keep my eyes off of her! Especially on her sweet young face and amazing arse!

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Help Desk sperm delivery

I just got home from the best damn help desk job I’ve ever had.
To make a long story short a friend of mine called me up and asked if I could help his older sister Donna with a computer problem. Sure – no problemo!

A mature blond woman answered my knocking on the door. She had long blonde hair and a sexy look on her face. But otherwise she was dressed normally.
She showed me into the room where her computer was and explained her problem. It turned out she was chatting a lot online but she had a lot of problems with her webcam and her network. It took about 5 minutes to get it to work and she was really happy. She asked how she could repay me but I told her to think nothing of it. But she insisted and she left and went into another room.

As she returned she was dressed in a really sexy and naughty outfit. She asked if I liked what I saw? “Yes mam!”. ”We need to test if it really works” she said playfully. “Ah… yes mam!” was all I could say.

As she pulled her top down she revealed a fantastic set of tits. Huge fake tits.
“Do you think men would like to see these online?” she asked me.
“Hell yeah!” I said just before I started to suck on one of them. I sucked her massive mammories as a hungry kid and enjoyed her loud moaning. Every now and then I’d stop and kiss her passionately only to return to her awesome tits.

Donna grabbed my hair and pushed my head down towards her pussy. As she sat down on the couch and spread her legs she said: “Suck my pussy… I need a good sucking!”.
Before I could answer she pressed my face against her hot spot. As I let my tongue dance on her swollen clit she moaned and trembled. She tasted horny. Damn she was a sexy mature honey. I hadn’t known Donna for more than 30 minutes and here I was with my tongue deeply burried in her most private parts.

Donna knew what she wanted. She screamed and trembled and reached her orgasmic climax as my tongue played with her clit. ”I want your cock” she said still panting from her orgasm. She sat up and almost ripped my pants off of me. My cock was hard! Her experienced mouth eagerly began to suck my manhood. It was awesome and all too brief. Before I knew it she pushed me down on the couch and jumped on top of me. She slowly lowered her wet pussy down and let my cock inside her love cave. All the way inside.

I grabbed her massive tits and let her work on my cock with her pussy. This was just plain awesome. After a while I figured it was my time to be in charge. So I picked her up and threw her down on the couch. As I spread her legs she grabbed both her tits and said: “Oh yeah… fuck me you bad boy!”.

I jammed my cock into her soaking wet pussy with ease and without further ado I started to fuck her hard and fast. She kept on looking me straight in the eyes. Moaning. Screaming. “Fuck me!”. “Harder!”. “Yes!… Yeeeeees!” As she came for the second time her pussy contracted around my cock like I’ve never felt it before. I kept on pounding her pussy as hard and fast as I could. Within seconds I had to give in and tell her that I was about to cum.

“In my mouth… I want to taste your cum” she said. I stood up just in time for her to grab my cock and open her mouth. She milked and sucked me completely dry. My warm white cum was all over her face and tits. She had gotten every last drop I had.

After that I had to sit down for a while regaining my breath and strength.
“Damn…” she said, “I forgot to turn on the webcam.”
“Oh well…”  I replied, “we can always do this again if you want…”