I found out I’m not a racing fan anymore

Well, at least I don’t think I am a fan of major american racing series anymore.  Today is the last day of the NASCAR season.  The championship race.  It all comes down to this, and I can’t be bothered to even turn the TV on.  I would rather clean the gutters on the house or do graphics work than waste the time.  Last week was the end of the champcar season, and I had the same feeling.  I would say that almost without a doubt, I am no longer interested.

According to the TV ratings, I am not alone in turning NASCAR off.  Viewership in the US is off by about 10% this year from what I can tell, and many of the races have seats available on race day, walk up and buy a ticket on race day.  2 years ago you would have had to kill people to get tickets to most of the races.

There is little innovation, nothing new… 50% of the races are run on cookie cutter track that, except for the skyline in the background, could all be the same track.  The entire race often hinges on who can save gas to avoid a pitstop or who put the right 1/4 pound of air in that right front tire.  480 miles of nothing to get 20 miles of racing, in a series who’s point system rewards average and doesn’t give anyone a real reason to win.  The artificial “race to the chase” and “the chase” tries very hard to create some tension and stop run away seasons, but all it does is turn 33 drivers into lame ducks too scared to race anyone in the top 10, and turns the top 10 in boring bots too scared to race in case they screw up their average points finish.

When racing stops rewarding winning, people stop wanting to win.  They race for points, they race for scoring better than average, and all they do is aim to be slightly better than average, because that is all it takes.  Make the chase, and even at 10th place, you are only 50 points behind. 23% of the drivers make the chase, so you only have to be in the 77th percentile to make it in.

Champcar and the IRL are no better at this point.  Champcar is packed full of no-names and lame brains, unsponsored cars, stupid street races on tracks so tight nobody can pass without a major incident, and short fields that would make my local circle track cancel a class for lack of competitors.  IRL has the names and the Indy500, but a bunch of other cookie cutter races and all the competition of a pin the tail on the donkey contest.

I still enjoy F1 from a totally technical stand point, I enjoy how strategy, driver skill, and the choices of others all interplay.  But that is a sport of billionaires… and it is pretty hard to swallow at times.

Too bad… I really use to enjoy racing. :)

Melissa


When I first saw this girl named Melissa from Canada, I was stunned with lust. She has such a great body – just look at her cute little tits and perfect nipples. She is just so stunning – I can’t keep my eyes off of her! Especially on her sweet young face and amazing arse!

I love the sensual eroticism of these shots and her poses at nubiles.net. This Melissa girl can go to the extent of inserting dildos in her pussy. I just love her hot tight body and her cute teen tits really do it for me. Check her out at nubiles.net.

Help Desk sperm delivery

I just got home from the best damn help desk job I’ve ever had.
To make a long story short a friend of mine called me up and asked if I could help his older sister Donna with a computer problem. Sure – no problemo!

A mature blond woman answered my knocking on the door. She had long blonde hair and a sexy look on her face. But otherwise she was dressed normally.
She showed me into the room where her computer was and explained her problem. It turned out she was chatting a lot online but she had a lot of problems with her webcam and her network. It took about 5 minutes to get it to work and she was really happy. She asked how she could repay me but I told her to think nothing of it. But she insisted and she left and went into another room.

As she returned she was dressed in a really sexy and naughty outfit. She asked if I liked what I saw? “Yes mam!”. ”We need to test if it really works” she said playfully. “Ah… yes mam!” was all I could say.

As she pulled her top down she revealed a fantastic set of tits. Huge fake tits.
“Do you think men would like to see these online?” she asked me.
“Hell yeah!” I said just before I started to suck on one of them. I sucked her massive mammories as a hungry kid and enjoyed her loud moaning. Every now and then I’d stop and kiss her passionately only to return to her awesome tits.

Donna grabbed my hair and pushed my head down towards her pussy. As she sat down on the couch and spread her legs she said: “Suck my pussy… I need a good sucking!”.
Before I could answer she pressed my face against her hot spot. As I let my tongue dance on her swollen clit she moaned and trembled. She tasted horny. Damn she was a sexy mature honey. I hadn’t known Donna for more than 30 minutes and here I was with my tongue deeply burried in her most private parts.

Donna knew what she wanted. She screamed and trembled and reached her orgasmic climax as my tongue played with her clit. ”I want your cock” she said still panting from her orgasm. She sat up and almost ripped my pants off of me. My cock was hard! Her experienced mouth eagerly began to suck my manhood. It was awesome and all too brief. Before I knew it she pushed me down on the couch and jumped on top of me. She slowly lowered her wet pussy down and let my cock inside her love cave. All the way inside.

I grabbed her massive tits and let her work on my cock with her pussy. This was just plain awesome. After a while I figured it was my time to be in charge. So I picked her up and threw her down on the couch. As I spread her legs she grabbed both her tits and said: “Oh yeah… fuck me you bad boy!”.

I jammed my cock into her soaking wet pussy with ease and without further ado I started to fuck her hard and fast. She kept on looking me straight in the eyes. Moaning. Screaming. “Fuck me!”. “Harder!”. “Yes!… Yeeeeees!” As she came for the second time her pussy contracted around my cock like I’ve never felt it before. I kept on pounding her pussy as hard and fast as I could. Within seconds I had to give in and tell her that I was about to cum.

“In my mouth… I want to taste your cum” she said. I stood up just in time for her to grab my cock and open her mouth. She milked and sucked me completely dry. My warm white cum was all over her face and tits. She had gotten every last drop I had.

After that I had to sit down for a while regaining my breath and strength.
“Damn…” she said, “I forgot to turn on the webcam.”
“Oh well…”  I replied, “we can always do this again if you want…”

Both balls next time please

I have to admit I was very pleased to hear about this one. Maybe it’s just me, but I think that anyone who’s willing to point his own gun at his own balls deserves to have at least one of them blown off. And that’s exactly what happened in Kansas this week.
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Maryjane


I thought it was about time I posted another innocent-looking girl so here’s a sexy brunette called Maryjane. She’s a Canadian bombshell with the cutest face and smile that screams innocence and fun.

I have to admit though she’s cute and has a hot body and although I’m not really into small tits I’d be happy to spend a night with her. I really fancy Maryjane. She has a great body that is very sensual, perky tits and a very inviting pussy. Check her out at nubiles.net.

Classic Porn Stars

For those of us older enuff to remeber the 70’s and 80’s there are Porn Stars and babes that stand out as the pioneers of the industry.

So we have a created a category shrine to them all. Including.. ( but not limited to!) Ginger Lynn, Seka, Amber Lynn, Marilyn Chambers, Vanessa del Rio, Annette Haven, Wendy Whoppers, Hyapatia Lee, Barbara Dare, Sandra Scream, Savannah, Candy Samples, Carolyn Monroe, Chasey Lain, Kascha and more. Classic Porn Stars >>

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Trisha


Trisha is another gorgeous teenage girl from nubiles.net. She’s so sexy, stripping out of her clothes and showing us her little young body, perfect in every way. A pretty young pussy-shy babe with fabulous tits.

Trisha’s lovely smile and slender body give her a sexy image that I really like. But what I really love about these pics are her nice ass – there’s something about the shape of them that really gets me hot.

Just like I’ve said, Trisha is a pussy-shy babe but that doesn’t mean that all you can see from her at nubiles.net are just her perky boobs. You can also see her pink hole as well so get in there now.

What a Week

It’s been a really crazy week for me.  Lots going on and much of it is too intimate to share so I’ll just share some porn with you guys and fill my buds in individually!

Oh, Simon’s in Mexico probably catching syphilis so there should be some good stories from him next week.  Anyway, on to the porn…

Let’s toss out some porn dedicated to the one and only Jayna Oso!

Jayna is a hot piece of tail that can take a double anal, seriously.

Anyway, here’s her latest free pornsite:

Jayna Oso Movies

And if you likes that, make sure to check out

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