The Blind Date Trio

Tyler couldn’t believe this girl!!! She was beautiful, smart, exotic, and witty, but talk about dominant, he could hardly get in a word edgewise!!! Even her name sounded exotic, Geneva Berk, now who had ever heard of anyone with a name like that, except maybe for someone in central casting!!! He had been on quite a few blind dates in his day, but nothing had prepared him for someone like Geneva Berk!!! (more…)

Xmen Whores

If for some reason you find Halle Berry attractive…

and if for some reason you get off on women in COSTUME…

and if for some reason one of those costumes happens to be the STORM costume from the x-men….

then get ready to grab your cock:

according to my friends at Pornimated

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) – Halle Berry has revealed she likes to dress up in her raunchy ’X-Men’ outfit for sex.

The Oscar-winning actress – who plays rubber-clad, weather controlling mutant Storm in the blockbuster film – says she dons the tight bodysuit to “spice up” her sex life with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry.

She told American chat show host Conan O’Brien: “Yeah, I wear it sometimes. You gotta keep your life spiced up. Storm never has sex in the movies – but Storm has a lot of sex at my house.”

good christ.

Looking Back

Tonight I’m catching up on some of my own personal Internet stuff – including my blog. Some of the stuff I did tonight forced me to look through some old folders of pictures I’ve taken through out the past ten years or so. Holy cow; It’s been a wild ride.

In 1997 I got pissed at life. I wasn’t making any forward progress, and kicked myself into high gear. So I went back to college. I was a bit older to go back to college and it was difficult to keep up with the “kids”. I looked at it as a challenge, thinking it would be my last chance to test myself. So I went for broke. I ran circles around everyone else even though most of my fellow students were half my age. I even graduated wth honors, but it was far from my last test in life.

Shortly before I graduated the dot com bubble burst, and computer jobs in Cali didn’t exist. I accepted what I thought would be a short term job in Phoenix, if only because I would be making slightly more money than I was currently making, plus commision, and it would get me out of Cali where the cost of living was so high. I got into the ground floor of a new company that was about to become highly profitable. My employer – a man named Steve Lightspeed– is someone I’ll never be able to repay. He kept his promises and took good care of me.

After five or so years of a rough job I stepped down, again thinking I was done. I took a paycut and went to work for a company I had always wanted to work for. I was having a blast with them when I got the call that changed my life. I got a phone call from someone at Playboy saying “You’ll be working for me in under three months”. I told him it wasn’t going to happen; I was done with high pressure / high stress jobs.

And I was wrong.

And here I am, working for Playboy, ready to put myself to the ultimate test and do something that’s never been done before because no one could do it. I’m ready.

I spent the past hour of my life talking to someone on ICQ whom I don’t know, yet he knows me by reputation because of the adult industry. He told me about his life, and gave me the impression that he looks up to me. I should have told him I was once homeless and living out of my car. He has the tools to make something with his life but it’s up to him to do it.

I’m off to Miami this weekend because, well, I’m bored and because I can. I thought about taking Raimi with me, but I think I’ll just go alone. I’ll update from the road.

Have a great weekend.

Susy Busty MILF

susy is a busty MILF

Another hot find from Jugfuckers… here is what they say about sexy Susy:

Latin Susy has ok looks, but when you take a look at her rack, she immediatly becomes a bombshell. Those things are so big and natural they are just begging to get fucked, and thats exactly what we do to them! She teases us with her big boobs for a while before letting them loose. We played with them forever,and she loved it. She loved getting tit fucked and sucking on this big cock. Watch those big things wrap Eds cock so easily. You will wish you were their!

Gotta love those sexy latina boobs… Yeah, she is a little round in the middle, but I just think that helped to add a little more to her tits…

Click here to check out Susy!

Weekend etc

What do you call the day after two days of rain?  Monday.

Looks like another potentially wet weekend here, so I am certainly in front of the computer rather than being out pulling weeds and basically cleaning up the house (or moving my sat dish… ongoing bullshit that is).  On the plus side, there is some […]

MILF Shake

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The MILF Seeker boys are at it again… trolling the universe looking for hot MILF to turn into their personal little fuck toys. Tera here has a sad story, says her hubby is so out of shape she can’t even feel his dick then they fuck, his belly is so big it isn’t even really going in. She is horny as shit and needs some attention… and these boys have some attention for her!

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It isn’t long before Tera has her hands and mouth packed with two nice hard cocks,and she doesn’t stop there! Click here to check out the free gallery and see what this naughty MILF did to these two lucky guys.

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Lexi from Teeny Bopper Club

Teeny Bopper club is an audition type site where fresh faced girls come to get a little experience in the porn business. Pretty Lexi came in looking for a little information and a little experience… I think she got a ton of experience by the time her little deal was over! She […]

Kennedy @ Nubiles

kennedy has super small titsSexy Kennedy has a smile that will get you smiling too…

This girl looks really sweet and fun. Nice wide smile, pretty eyes, and I love that reddish hair that just makes her look wonderful. I suspect she is a natural red head too, considering how light her skin is.

Ahh yes… skin :)

Kennedy has one of the most petite chests possibly, just a light bit of meat and small but pointy nipples that I am sure are more sensitive than most. I want to nibble… gently…

This gallery is hot too… schoolgirl fetish stuff, as she starts in a nice uniform and ends up topless and pushing her panties off to the side to show her juicy little love hole. That is just a wonderful thing to see :)

Click here to check out Kennedy’s hot gallery.

Nubiles is a great place to find the hottest teens and petite babes from all over the world. You know you want them, so click here to get Nubiles!

Glenda’s Vacation

Glenda Jefferies was in a funk that had lasted over two years. It had been just about that long ago that her husband of thirty five years passed away suddenly do to a massive heart attack, and wow at a still young fifty six, Glenda had lost all her zest for life, and was just going through the motions. Her sex life was nil, and since she hadn’t had a date of any kind, there was little chance of any male attention. Her only sexual release was from the middle finger on her left hand, so every week or so the tension in her vagina would become so urgent, that she would frig her clitoris to a massive if not totally fulfilling orgasm. There were a lot of eligible men that would be proud to be seen with Glenda on his arm, but she had just about shut out the entire world, and as the days passed her restlessness grew. One morning while sharing a cup of coffee with her neighbor Sharon, the subject of travel and vacations came up. “Well, I think you should go,” said an exasperated Sharon, “you’ve hardly left this house in two years, Glenda, and that isn’t healthy, and you know it!!!” What Sharon was griping about, was a chance for Glenda to take a drive from her home in Detroit to her 40th high school reunion in New Orleans. As Glenda cleaned up the dishes, she promised Sharon that she would think about going, but that she wasn’t going to commit to anything just yet. As she was opening the back door to leave, Sharon looked back over her shoulder and in a serious voice said, “It’s time you got over losing Donny, hon, it’s been two years now, you’ve gotta move on!!!”


The Room Mate

It was two weeks into her freshman year and Marcie was finally getting the hang of college life. The difference between college and high school was stunning, and it took a little getting used to! There was no one there to tell you what to do, when to get up, what […]