Witchdoctor gives bad sex advice

If you’re ever in Serbia and a witchdoctor tells you that having sex with a hedgehog will cure premature ejaculation, don’t fucking take his advice. Zoran Nikolovic believed the advice and wound up in the operating room when the hedgehog’s needles severely lacerated his dick.
The good news is that the hedgehog survived unhurt by […]

The day that YouTube became uncool.

You can mark today down in the history books.  Google has bought video giveaway site Youtube for a mind numbing 1.65 billion (story from cnn here), aquiring the 67 person company that wouldn’t know what a profitable business looked like if they were slapped in the face with it.

Some, such as Marketing Shift, suggest that Google, with it’s vast Adsense network or advertisers will be able to push things like pre-roll ads (those annoying commercials before a video) or otherwise crowd up the youtube space with more and more click for money ads.  (read their take here)  They can see some potential for Google to turn this into a money spinner.

Myself, I see some benefits for Google, specifically using up some of the storage and bandwidth in their new mega-storage facility they have been working on.  Their understanding of how to distribute through the net and provide good service is legendary.   It also gives them many millions of additional page views into their network, which certainly can help.

However, YouTube’s whole deal is being kewl and being somewhat on the edge of legality.  It isn’t unusual to find TV shows and other copyrighted material on the site, and some of the material goes from questionable to downright disgusting.  Think American’s Funniest Videos without the sound effects or the well places censor strips meets Jackass, and you are starting to get the idea.  Blogs link to this stuff, using YouTube’s inline system to display the videos right in the blog without sending the surfer anywhere, which is basically free bandwidth to show videos, but with no chance for youtube to make any income unless they start adding in pre-roll ads.

There is the rub.  Google will not be willing to allow it’s 1.65 billion dollar investment be a black hole of resources and time.  They are going to want return on investment, which is going to mean changes in the product and changes in the way things are done.  Pre-roll ads or other restrictions on material are going to create that sort of “not cool” feel about the place that will likely take away the edge, and turn it into just another popular online site.

Remember, you can tell your kids that you remember when YouTube was still cool.

Hysteria

Laura Edgar sat in Dr. Hughes’ waiting room with six other women who were either reading magazines, or dozing off. It was hot outside, about 95 degrees, and Dr. Hughes didn’t have one of those new fangled air cooling systems yet, just a big slow turning ceiling fan that seemed to only move around the already hot air. Miss Perkins, the receptionist, stood guard over the door leading to the doctor’s examining rooms, and from time to time she took phone calls making appointments with the doctor. Laura looked at the large clock on the waiting room wall and thought to herself, “Ten thirty, and I was supposed to be in by ten, why on earth do they always over book, they must think that we patients have nothing better to do than sit in waiting rooms!!!” Laura’s thoughts were abruptly interrupted when she heard Miss Perkins calling her name, “Laura, you can go in now, room number three on your left, take a seat and the doctor will be with you shortly.” Laura plopped down on the hard back chair in the corner and waited for Dr. Hughes to appear.

Laura was tapping her shoe on the floor and staring at the ceiling when Dr. Hughes swept into the room. The mid fifties physician picked up Laura’s chart and said in a soft voice, “Well, Laura, are we still having our usual problem?” Laura shifted in her chair and with her head hung down and her eyes on the floor replied, “I’m ashamed to admit it, but it’s actually gotten worse, and believe me I’ve tried not to think about it!!!” Dr. Hughes reached out and patted her on the shoulder and offered soothingly, “Dear it’s the 1920’s, and we have ways of treating your problem, there’s nothing to be ashamed of, a lot of women are in the same boat as you are!!!” Laura felt a little better after hearing Dr. Hughes placating remarks, and she dried her eyes and waited for further instructions, while the doctor went to the door and called his nurse in for assistance. Helen Ames, RN, entered the examining room and set up the necessary equipment for Laura’s treatment while Dr. Hughes motioned to Laura to go behind the screen and remove her skirt, stockings, and panties. When she was naked from the waist down, Laura hopped up on the examining table and laid down with her legs slightly spread, and the doctor turned on and over head light and adjusted it so that it was pointing directly at Laura’s vagina. Dr. Hughes leaned over and gave her crotch a cursory optical exam, and then with his fingers he began probing the young woman’s opening, feeling up and down the length of her crack, taking extra time to check out her clitoris!!!

When ever the doctor performed this exam, Laura couldn’t help but push her vagina hard into his hand, she knew it was wrong, but she couldn’t help herself! “It’s worse than usual Miss Ames, her clitoris is definitely distended and erect, a classic case of hysteria, here feel for yourself,” he ordered! Nurse Ames let her fingers slide into Laura’s vagina where upon she let them roam all over her crack until she finally settled on her clitoris! Laura clenched her teeth, trying not to make a sound, but as Nurse Ames fingered and probed her vagina, she couldn’t help but let out a long low moan! Both the doctor and nurse looked at each other, shook their heads, and decided on a course of treatment. “Laura,” the doctor intoned, “it is going to be a fairly long session, so I’ll start it, and Nurse Ames will finish it up, okay!?!” Laura smiled weakly, and simply nodded her head “yes”, almost unable to speak after having her vagina fingered by the two care givers. Laura watched as Nurse Ames set up the hysteria machine and added a long thick attachment to the end of the handle, and she involuntarily moaned again at the thought of what was about to happen! Nurse Ames handed the instrument to the doctor and he began by saying, “This is a new and larger attachment, I think that you will find that it will relieve your hysteria much more efficiently than our usual model!!!” By now Laura’s vagina was dripping and gaping open in anticipation of her “treatment”! Dr. Hughes turned on the machine, and the eight inch ivory pacifier started to vibrate while he order his nurse, “Hold her open, Nurse Ames, let’s get started!!!” As was true in most cases, Laura almost instantly had the first of several shattering orgasms in her helpless vagina from the initial plunge of the pacifier! As each orgasm tore through her crotch, Nurse Ames recorded everyone of them in her notebook, even going so far as to indicate the depth and severity of each individual climax! After simulating sexual intercourse for the better part of fifteen minutes, Dr. Hughes removed the appliance and let Laura relax for a bit. “That was very good,” commented the doctor, “I have to see several other patients, but Miss Ames here will finish off the session for me, when you’re done, get dressed and make another appointment with Miss Perkins!” A second later he was out the door and gone, leaving only the two women in the small examining room.

Nurse Ames picked up Laura’s chart, wrote in a few entries, and then went over to the box of attachments and pulled out a small round ball, about the size of a large marble. She removed the long ivory attachment and replaced it with the small ball and said, “Now that we’ve taken care of your vagina we can concentrate on your clitoris, I really feel that is where most of your trouble lies, your clitoris seems to be over engorged with blood, and the only way to relieve the pressure is by manipulation!!!” Again Laura just nodded and waited for phase two of the treatment to begin. A flip of the switch and Laura heard the vibrator begin to hum, and at the same time Nurse Ames used her free hand to open Laura’s vaginal lips, exposing her hard clit to the nurse’s gaze. “My oh my,” she said softly, “you have an absolutely huge clitoris, no wonder you need so many treatments!!!” The first touch of the little ball caused Laura’s whole body to tense up, and she involuntarily cupped her breasts through her blouse. Nurse Ames expertly worked the machine over and around Laura’s bulging clit, inducing at least three more orgasms from the young woman’s vagina! When they were all through, Nurse Ames filled in the rest of Laura’s chart and remarked, “Seven orgasms today, dear, I hope that will keep you for another two weeks!!!”

After dressing, Laura stopped at Miss Perkins desk to make another appointment. “Is two weeks from today okay, Miss Edgar,” asked Miss Perkins? “Uh no,” replied Laura, “let’s make it one week!!!”

A gorgeous titty fuck

I don’t really remember how we got there or why. And it doesn’t really matter. What mattered was that she was in a hurry to get my cock out, and as soon as she got my pants open she took it in her mouth. With one hand on my ass she sucked my cock like a pro. It was fantastic. I had to make her stop after just a short time or I would have shot her mouth full of my cum. It was tempting to do so but I’d rather cum on her tits.

So I took the bottle of oil she had on her table and poured a lot of it all over her gorgeous tits. She looked at me with her horny eyes as I rubbed her tits in it. Her shiny breasts made me wanna do just one thing…

I placed my cock between them and squeezed her tits firmly around my hard manhood. Her moaning was music to my ears as I started to tittyfuck her. My pre-cum and the oil mixed on her tits. It was just plain awesome.

She pushed me down on the bed and the look on her face clearly said she wanted my cock. She moaned loudly as she let her juicy wet pussy absorb my rock hard rod. She was in control and she was working my cock faster and faster with her rhythmic movements. Her moaning turned into screams and I could feel her pussy contract around my cock. God she was awesome.

Being a man of principles I turned her around and fucked her wet pussy hard the old fashion way. When I reached my limit I pulled out and gave her all my man juices on her gorgeous rack. Her aggresive mouth sucked my cock clean with such intensity that my legs almost gave in.

Damn it was awesome. Who was she again?

Kelly is a Cumgirl!

kelly is a cumgirl!

Kelly has a full time boyfriend, but she had one complaint… He never wants to do anything but cum inside her tight pussy! Kelly wants to find out what it’s like to take a load of cum on her face, and she is willing to do anything to make it happen.

So, 19 year old Kelly makes the trek to visit the cumgirls studios to find out what this is all about. She gets right into it too, showing off her hot body and round butt and those american thighs! She isn’t shy about sucking cock like a two dollar ho either! She gets right into it slurping and sucking like it’s candy. The stud then pops her up on top and goes for some serious fucking… Kelly takes all the meat deep into her pussy from three different directions, and she is loving every minute of it… then the moment of truth comes and…

Kelly flinches! She has never seen this mouch cum in her life, and she is scared of it! glob after glob is hitting her face and tits, and she is overwhelmed! The look on her face is classic!

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Baby Smooth Lips

Samantha sat on the edge of the tub with her legs spread wide apart while she very carefully maneuvered the safety razor along her bulging vaginal lips, using tiny short strokes to remove the final remnants of hair from her eighteen year old pussy. A knock on the bathroom door made her pause as she asked who it was. “Just me,” shouted her best friend Priscilla through the closed door, “can I come in?!?” “Sure, Pris, come on in, I’m almost finished here anyway,” intoned Samantha as she went back to her barbering! Priscilla nearly burst through the door and took a seat on the closed toilet lid and asked, “What in the hell are you doing, Sam, it looks like your taking it all off!?!” Continuing with her shaving, Samantha replied, “That’s right, babe, I’m getting rid of all of it, with summer coming up, I want a nice clean look for my new bikini!!!” Priscilla didn’t answer for awhile, but watched intently as her friend scraped away her remaining pubes. “Doesn’t it sting,” she finally asked, “it looks like it burns like the dickens!!!” “Not too badly,” Sam replied, “and I’m going to rub it with baby oil when I’m finished, that should take away the sting!” Pris looked doubtful, but held her tongue as Samantha wiped away the excess lather and dabbed away the remaining moisture with a fluffy towel.

“Well,” asked Samantha, “how does it look!?!” “Like a five year old,” Pris retorted quickly, “but I have to admit that it does look sexy in an odd sort of way, how does it feel?” “Mmmmm, very erotic, the air is really cool on it,” Sam replied softly, “look at my clit, it’s all puffed up!!!” Priscilla leaned forward for a better look, and was astounded at what she saw!!! There at the top of Sam’s crack, poked out the head of her very erect clitoris!!! “My god, Sam,” she moaned quietly, “you must be on fire!!!” Sam’s breathing was now becoming labored, and along the length of crack moisture appeared in small droplets, looking for all the world like a string of small pearls! Without asking, Priscilla picked up the baby oil, turned on the hot water and held the bottle under the faucet for a minute or so to warm up its contents, and then squeezed a generous squirt into her hand, where upon she rubbed the warm oil gently into Samantha’s freshly shaven mound!!!

When the palm of Pris’s hand ran across the head of Sam’s clit, she shuddered violently as a mini orgasm rocked her dripping cunt, and through clenched teeth Sam begged Priscilla to focus all of her attention on her throbbing clit! In a “who me” tone of voice, Pris replied, “I thought you wanted to oil the shaved part, hon, don’t you want me to take care of that first?!?” “Fuck my lips, do my clit, you little teaser,” moaned Sam, now obviously in state of high sexual excitement! “I don’t know,” Pris replied slowly, “I think I should take care of any razor burn first, you don’t want it to get infected!!!” Now unable to control herself, Sam shoved Priscilla’s hand away from her crotch and began frigging her clit with frightening abandon! Both girls were sexually active, and each needed at least one orgasm a day to keep their hormones in check, but this was different, Samantha was masturbating wildly in a very licentious manner in front of her best friend!!!

The two girls were more different than night and day. Sam was tall, blonde, and lean, with perky boobs and always erect nipples, while Priscilla was four inches shorter with dark brown hair, and an hour glass figure topped off with a set of 36D tits. As her friend jerked her clit towards orgasm, Pris lifted the front of Sam’s shirt to reveal her braless chest and erect hard nipples begging for attention! “Sam,” Pris asked playfully, “would you like me to suck your nipples!?!” “God you’re a bitch sometimes,” Sam panted, “suck them for me now you little cunt!!!” “Little,” asked Priscilla sweetly, “you’re the one with little tits, here, let me show you mine, they’re much bigger than yours!!!” Priscilla stood up and slipped her tee shirt over her head which exposed her full bra encased chest to Sam’s hungry eyes. “Look at them, Sam, they’re much bigger than yours, would you like to see them,” asked Pris sweetly!?! Sam had now been reduced to a babbling idiot, and in an almost incoherent blather, begged Pris to take off her bra so she could see her massive breasts! “Well, I guess it would be okay, just this one time,” Pris responded slowly, as she reached around her back and unclasped her huge brassiere, and after giving her chest a little shake, the industrial strength bra slipped from her shoulders allowing the two massive boobs to fall free into the cool bathroom air, which caused her nipples to stand erect immediately! Sam groaned at the sight of her friends chest, while her finger flew over the head of her erect little clit! Pris stepped closer to Sam and offered, “Would baby like to nurse on momma’s nipples?!?” Sam leaned forward, took a hard nipple into her mouth and sucked on it greedily while the sensation of having her nipple sucked immediately caused Priscilla’s cunt to drench with pussy juice causing her clit to begin to itch with that familiar need! Both girls were so entranced with the feeling in their pussies that they were unaware that the bathroom door had swung open and that they were putting on a free show for an audience! As Sam’s finger flew over her throbbing clit, she didn’t notice the tall figure standing with hands on hips in the doorway, but both Sam and Priscilla were slammed back to reality when a sharp voice filled the room with, “What in the hell is going on here!?!”

Priscilla nearly had her nipple torn off as she leaped to her feet and tried to hide her breasts from the unexpected visitor who snapped, “Well, Sam, do you have an explanation for your behavior?!?” “Uh, well, I uh, don’t know where to begin……,” stammered Sam, to her mother!!! Sam’s mother looked back and forth from one girl to the other, all the while tapping her high healed shoe on the tile floor until she finally spoke again and said, “Okay Pris, let me see those boobs again, I want to see what my daughter was so enamored with!” Pris gave Sam and uncomfortable look, and the slowly let the her arms drop to her side, her big breasts now under the hard stare of Sam’s mother. “You have big tits for such a young girl, do you have a boyfriend,” asked Sam’s mother?!? “Uh, no, not at this time,” stammered the eighteen year old! “Hmmmmm,” hummed Amanda, “let me feel them for myself,” while stepping closer to the still frightened young girl and taking the two monsters into her hands! Sam’s mother had a definite talent at tit massage, because in a few minutes she had Pris panting and squirming all over the place!!! “Sensitive, huh,” asked Amanda, “you little sluts are all alike, just a little attention and your cunt becomes your master!!!” It was a rhetorical question, so Pris just stood there quietly and let Sam’s mother drive her cunt into a tizzy!!! After few more minutes of tit play, Amanda dropped the two big breasts and to the utter amazement of both girls, lifted her leg onto the sink, which let her skirt slide up to her waist and expose her naked pussy!!! “Okay honey, Samantha is going to finger her cunt and you are going to eat mine, got it,” asked Amanda!?! Pris stared at the bulging pussy just inches from her face, and without answering, leaned her mouth into wet slit and let her tongue probe deeply into the sopping wet slit! Amanda let out a long deep moan, and with her hand she reached down and held Pris’s head tight to her pussy! Sam had already begun frigging her pussy, and the sight of her best friend eating out her mother, well, lets just say that it was a fucking unreal sight as both mother and daughter rode a magic carpet towards mutual orgasms! Sam always knew that her mom was sexy, but this, it was too much, she was a fucking sex machine!!! As she watched and fingered herself, she realized where all of her sexual energy came from–her mother’s hot fucking cunt!!! It was now apparent to Sam, that neither she nor her mother could really control the fires that burned in their pussies, and all they could do was try to keep the infernos in their crotches in check!!! As the orgasms welled up like volcanoes ready to explode, mother and daughter locked eyes, and Amanda mouthed the words, “I love you,” and as if on cue, both of their pussies were rocked by earth shaking climaxes!!!

Both Amanda and Sam were panting and out of breath, and unable to speak, and Pris looked back and forth between the two of them and exclaimed, “Like mother like daughter, oh so fucking hot!!!”