Another quicky here guys… Two hot lightspeed girls in Bikinis… you know that this can only get more and more interesting. Not a ton of pure action here, but the pics are hella sexy and the girls are hot. You know that this went much, much further!
It’s free site, so two complete galleries, 30 pics total… click here for Taylor Little and Jordan Capri lesbian sex
Score another one guys for the natural sexy model / pornstar girls!
Sexy Crystal Klein is a totall hot model babe with a body and a face that can stop traffic. Her smoking hot looks start with those amazing eyes… I love a girl with eyes that can stop you cold. One look from here and you would be frozen on the spot! Then maybe, just maybe, your eyes would wander down her lovely body and come to rest on those amazing little tits. Nice, well formed, round and perky, her solid A cups are the things of dreams… you know she is all woman, without her having to have those big rubber uglies… VERY SEXY!
If you keep going down you will find a totally amazing ass, lovely legs, and a shaved and tight pussy that will make you drool! She is a sexy babe for sure, and proof complete that you don’t have to have really big titties to be a sexy babe! Tiny tits rule, and Crystal Klein has sexy tiny tits, that is for sure!
Click here to check out Crystal Klein’s tiny tits.
You can see more of Crystal and a ton more sexy babes and Twistys… click here!
I like Little Johnny stories, how about you? Here’s one that got me laughing this morning so I thought I’d pass is along. I hope you like it too:
Little Johnny is walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He comes up to the doorstep of the local whorehouse and […]
Yeah! Ay!
Alright, so here is an incredibly rediculous rap lyric, yet I find it highly appropriate to accurately describe my skill set. I hope that by just reading this post, it makes you just that much dumber…
“And me, Human Crack in the flesh
I’m the last of the best
One word to describe me (what), spectacular, YES!…”
The photo to the right shows Melissa Midwest, the popular Internet star, holding her citation for public nudity. Last week she was sentenced to six months probation and 50 hours of community service for her conviction on that charge. She was facing up to eight months in jail or a $500 fine. (click photo to […]
Sexy smooth round and petite babe Crystal Klein!
âJake, your two thirty is here,â? Kiki informed her boss, photographer, Jake Klein. Without looking up from the proofs he was reviewing, he replied, âSet her up in studio three, and get the lighting set up!â? âSure thing, boss,â? Kiki replied, âyouâre gonna enjoy this one, sheâs a stunner!â? Hearing that, he put down his viewer and said, âWell in that case, get the video camera started, after all, she said she wants to be in pictures, so letâs not disappoint her!!!â? Ten minutes later Jake breezed into studio and three and with an extension of his hand said, âHi, Iâm Jake, and youâve already met my assistant Kiki, and you must be Angela!!!â? From the way her small hand was shaking, Jake could sense that Angela was really nervous about posing, and he took great pains to ease her fears! âSay,â? he said smoothly, âyou are a very beautiful woman, and these pictures are a gift for your husband!?!â? Angela shook her head and replied, âOur tenth wedding anniversary is coming up, and I decided to give Dave, heâs my husband, some intimate photos of me as a sorta surprise!â? âWell,â? Jake intoned brightly, âlots of women are doing just that very thing, and just between you and me, their husbands or boy friends just love it!!!â? âOh, I hope so,â? Angela opined nervously, âI so much want to make him happy!!!â? âWhatya say we start off with a few of you in the clothes you have on now, just to get you used to being in front of the camera,â? Jake suggested! âUh, okay,â? Angela answered in a relieved voice, âthatâs a good idea!!!â? âHere,â? Kiki said, âbefore we start have a drink of this, it will calm your nerves, itâs just white wine!â? Angela took the glass, drained it, and asked, âWhat do I do first?!?â? (more…)
Now this one made me laugh 
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A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.
Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.
His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.
But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.
He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
source: Ananova.com
Last summer my wife and I went back to my hometown for my 25th year HS reunion. We got to the hotel on Friday night and my wife was horny and we had a quick fuck before heading out to meet my old friends. There were 6 couples and my wife was the hottest and didn’t mind dressing to show a little cleavage. On the way back to the hotel we went by the old theater on the edge of town and it had turned in to an x-rated movie theater. I joked with my wife about stopping in and she said sure but I kept driving.
The next day we played golf with my old friends and then went to the reunion. We figured we had enough time with my old friends and it was getting lame so we headed out. As we were leaving my wife said lets go to the x-rated movie theater and we headed out.
When we got there we paid and found a place on the side. There were 3-4 other guys there and one other couple. A good porno always turns on my wife and she was definitely feeling it and started rubbing my crotch. I undid my pants and she grabbed my cock and started stroking and sucking me. It was a turn on for both of to know others around us could see my wife sucking me off. She was stroking me fast and it did not take long and I was filling her mouth with my cum. Rather than swallowing it she put her mouth to mine and we exchanged my cum both getting a taste.