This is a website for a Dutch advertising agency showing ads for beer, cars and other things on the thighs and cleavage of prostitutes. The agency is actually a fake, and the site was built by a design student who chose satire as his way to protest against seeing too much advertising.
The website also […]
Perfect ASS Week: Fine Ass on a Blonde.
Karen, Christi and I had been friends since the 3rd grade. We had always done everything together, and when the time came we all applied and were accepted to the same college. We got an apartment together near the campus. Soon after school began Karen got a boyfriend who she dated for most of our freshman year until she found out that he had been cheating on her with another girl. To make her feel better Christi and I decided to make some margaritas and watch chick flicks all night that night. After the first movie we had all had quite a bit to drink and we were fairly un-inhibited so we decided to re-live old times and play truth or dare. We made it through a couple of rounds of mild embarrasment when Christi dared Karen to kiss me. I was shocked at this suggestion but I have to admit that it excited me a little. I had always been curious about what it would be like to be with a woman and though this was not sex it was as close as I figured I’d get.
Jordan?s Nips
Jordan makes me wish I was a puppy that she could cuddle in her pajamas while watching TV. This little brunette girl is so cute it makes you ache in all the right places. She’s from Bulgaria and speaks both Russian and English.
Jordan told nubiles.net some of her nasty secrets, like aside from using vibrator, she and her roommate made out and did a 69 to finished her off. I wonder how would she manage to get off with that lolly in her mouth… my hands are willing to help if ever she needs it!
Find more about Jordan at nubiles.net. She is a very sensual teen with the best nipples on the site.
Going to the movies
Good morning guys,
Brett and I are going to go see the new Superman tonight. I will let you know how it is. I am not a real big fan of that genera of films but hey it is showing in the cool theater with recliners and blankets. So if the show sucks I think I can figure out what else to do. hehe
Have a great day.
Kisses, Sammy
Rental Car Reviews: 2007 Camry
Another weekend trip had me driving around in a just about new 2007 Toyota Camry. Refridgerator white, LE version with a 2.4-liter 4 cylinder VVTi, twin cam, 4 valves per cylinder. 158 hp at 6,000 rpm, 161 lb-ft torque ( I stole the specs from another site, there you go). Light color interior, and let me tell you, this car feels big, drives big, and is pretty darn, well, not small.
It should be noted that I drove this car back to back with a 2006 Ford Taurus, which in theory is the direct competition for this car. The differences are striking, and I think now I can understand why the Camry has become the best selling car. I did a similar amount of mileage in each car, with mixed city and highway driving totaling about 500 miles.
The new Camry has got a big shnoz. It has a big nose. It is striking, in a similar manner to the Dodge Magnum, it has a pretty big presence when you walk up to it from the front. I am sure it makes a pretty big presence in rear view mirrors as well… 
Anyway, the profile almost says hatchback, as the trunk is cut in pretty deep under the back window. I found the truck lid opened very wide, but wasn’t all that big of an opening. I would say that the trunk is huge, but much of it is under the rear parcel tray. It gives the car a very nice overall swoopy look. It’s nice.
The interior size is huge. 5 passanger size space, a huge rear seat and the fronts are generous in size as well. No problem putting 4 full sized adults in this car for a very long trip, and 5 for a reasonable trip wouldn’t be punishment. The inside is really well appointed, and I was most impressed with the HVAC controls. Three round knobs, very simple, but each one is also a push button. The temperature control is also a push button for the AC on/off, the fan for the recycle, and the vent selector turns the reare defroster on and off. It makes for an extremely neat package with few apparent buttons, and allows the nice smooth fake metal panel to look wonderful. Clean and simple, and totally functional.
I would have prefered the car with the 6 rather than the 4, but to be honest with you, this isn’t a sports car, so don’t worry too much. There was enough ponies for this car to keep up in traffic, and the milage was pretty darn good, in theory 32-34mpg on the highway, and I think with the cruise set reasonably I got pretty much that result.
Downsides? Well, the car has the soul of an appliance. There isn’t really anything exciting about driving this car. It is nice to drive, pleasant and not at all annoying, but certainly not anything you would mention to anyone. It is a very capable car and I am sure that pushed to it, the car would turn nicely and run pretty well, but I felt no desire to see. I don’t even think I made a really hard accelleration from a traffic light or stop sign or anything, the car just doesn’t even suggest that as being a good idea. I felt very responsible driving this car.
Quite possibly the perfect car for people who buy them to go from A to B but not to notice the trip. I suspect it will be a huge seller!
Sunday update
Good evening Guys,
Thanks to everyone who showed up to my cam show this morning. I had a great time, good chat and fabulous orgasms. I have found that if I tighten my stomach muscles really hard for a few minutes before I cum and then keep them flexed while I am cumming my orgasm is so much more intense and lasts alot longer. And as a side benefit I get an extra ab work out in for the day. lol
Brett and I were planning on going to the movies and a nice dinner tonight but we ended up waiting too long for both of them. I really think Brett procrastinated so long cause he said out too late last night and doesn’t feel good today, he won’t admit to it though. hehe
We ended up eating at the little beer garden down the street. It was good anyways and I finally convinced them to let me have vegetable soup in my fondue dish instead of the oil they want to try and feed me. They think I am weird now but at least I will get my meal the way I want it for now on. Now if only they had sweet potato fries.
I’ll chat with you later. Hope you had a great weekend.
Kisses, Sammy
Fuck, Fucking, Fuckers, Fucked and more!
At the end of June I posted a “Funny fucking dance routine” video. In that post I used the word “fuck” a lot to satisfy those who didn’t think I said it enough. Today I found this other video which nicely explains all of the ways that this most excellent word can be used. I […]
Loras Boobies
Happy Nude Recreation Week-July 10-16, 2006
Asian Peek-a-Boo Pussy
Don lead Suzy to the couch and laid her down, gently. Man this guy was smooth. He began to lightly stroke her skin and kiss her all over. Suzy moved her body to meet his touch. Her back was arched and her firm breasts stood out proudly. Don kissed his way down to Suzy’s mound.
Suzy meekly shook her head and said, “You don’t have to put your face there.” She added, “I never let my husband do it.”
Don smiled and said, “Baby, don’t worry. I will probably get more pleasure from this than you will get and I guarantee that you will like it.”
Suzy whined, “But it’s nasty…My husband always wrinkles his nose.”
Don said reassuringly, “It smells like heaven, Baby…I’m afraid your husband is just a wimp.”