The Announcer

Blair Underwood scanned her notes as she made her way to the news desk for the afternoon telecast on WKLT. She used her pencil to scribble in some additional information in the margin, while at the same time, Terri Scott followed along at her arm, while trying to apply a last bit of makeup to Blair’s cheeks. It wasn’t as if she needed any help in the looks department, because to make a long story short, Blair was a stunner, a true blue eyed blonde with a killer smile and a great body!!! The news director was giving some last minute instructions to the cameramen, and as soon as her bottom touched her chair, Blair looked directly into the camera as the director counted down five, four, three, two, one, your on! With a smooth easy delivery Blair launched into the first story, about a large hurricane that was threatening the east coast, while Wade Turner, the news director, said to no one in particular, “One of these days she’s not gonna get here in time and we’ll be opening to an empty chair!!!” Martha Ames, the assistant director, just chuckled and replied, “Never been late in over four years, boss, I don’t think she’s going to start now!” Wade just shrugged his shoulders and nodded his head, while at the same time, he checked to make sure that his men were using the correct camera angles. Several minutes later, Blair segued into the first commercial break, and over the loud speaker, Wade informed her that everything was okay.

Two minutes later, the red light to camera three popped on, and Blair reported two more stories and then threw it over to Jack Olson, the afternoon weatherman. As Jack went into his spiel, Blair leaned back and relaxed, again taking a few moments to check out her copy. Just as Jack finished up with forecast, and the camera again was trained on Blair, incredibly, she felt hands under the desk gently pushing her legs apart!!! Momentarily stunned, Blair tripped over her next line, which caused just about everyone in the news room to turn and look, because it was so rare for Blair to make any kind of mistake at all! Quickly covering her tracks, Blair again moved easily through the next story, but much to her consternation, the hands beneath the desk grew more insistent, as they moved farther and farther up her inner thighs, until they were resting directly against her pussy!!! “Sweet jesus,” she thought to herself, “who could be doing this to me, it is so utterly brazen!!!” Reporting now like an robot, Blair squirmed uncomfortably as the fingers pulled the elastic away from her leg hole, and found their way right to her lips! On television in front of thousands of people, and she was being masturbated like there was no problem at all!!! Not only was Blair pretty and smart, but ever since she was a high schooler she had the ability to achieve incredible orgasms with the greatest of ease, and now, those insistent fingers were now lightly stroking her erect clitoris which was by now dying for more attention!!! It was unbelievably difficult to keep delivering the news without letting on that she was in terrible distress!

As the next commercial break came, Blair tried in vain to sneak a look under the desk to see who was making her pussy so very excited, bit a few seconds later the cameras began rolling, and Blair had to go back to reading the news, while the fingers in her pussy began probing more deeply! Now almost gritting her teeth, Blair was in a pitched battle to finish her segment without letting on what was happening under that desk!!! She was almost there, it was just about time for the sports, when out of the fingers were replaced by a low frequency vibrator, which naturally came to rest right on the tip of her clit!!! Not more that a second or two after the cameras turned to Frank Fox, the sports caster, Blair let out a low moan, that fortunately for her now one else heard, as everyone’s attention was now on Frank! Blair just sat there, now not even trying to fight it, but hoping that since she was going to cum, she could do it while off camera!!! Pushing her crotch forward in an attempt to put more pressure on her clit, the operator of the vibrator pulled it back just enough to keep her from going over the edge!!! As Jack finished up the last of the baseball scores, she barely heard him say, “And back to you, Blair!” Clearing her throat in an attempt to buy a little time, Blair plowed back into the news, at about the same time the vibrator plowed back into her now dripping muff! Although she was wearing a pretty heavy blouse, Blair’s nipples had long ago hardened, but now, they were showing through her blouse and stuck out like to little erections!!! “How ironic it was, that her last story was about sex in the white house, while under the news desk, her own vagina was beginning the spasmodic contracting that always preceded Blair’s climaxes!!! “…..and the president denied ever having a relationship with the young intern,” Blair intoned, while just at the moment her cunt let loose with an orgasm that normally would have found her screaming and shaking, but this time, however, all she could do was grit her teeth, clench the papers in her hands, and try to ride out the storm!!!

As the sweat popped out on her forehead, Blair looked straight into the camera said, “And that’s the news for this afternoon, join us tonight for the news a ten!!!” The hands and vibrator that had driven her to climax had now been removed, so Blair dropped her pencil to the floor, which enabled her to casually lean over and look under the desk! Almost as stunning as being fondled on while on the air, Blair found that the compartment under the desk was empty!!! She picked up her pencil and in a slightly confused state walked back to her office! On her way, several people stopped her to congratulate her on a fine broadcast. She nodded and mumbled thanks, and with glassy eyes she stumbled her way to her office. On her desk was a note, which she opened and read. “Blair, you were a very good girl, hope to have you again soon!” She folded the letter, dropped it into the waste basket and thought, “I can hardly wait!!!”

Where Have All The Whores Gone

Simon mentioned the other day that he had been going through the Whores of the Week and he noticed that it hadn’t been updated in a while.

Well that’s true and there’s a very good reason for that.  Rather then just posting about these wonderfully depraved whores on my blog I figured they deserved their own page.

So if you are looking for depraved whores you can find them here:

Depraved Pornstars

Enjoy

Three Blondes Lesbian Action

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I love We Live Together! They have some of the hottest lesbian sex scenes in the business, with some of the hottest euro babes you will find, and the action is wonderful.

Take this set, the two “roommates” pick up this third girl at the beach. They don’t waste time getting her back to the apartment, and they put her in a horny sandwich and the fun gets going! Each of these girls is a hotty by herself, and together, this is darn well nuclear hot lesbian sex! I especially lvoe how much they put on kissing and making out, rather than just naked girls near each other. You can tell that these girls are having a seriously great time, and the girl in the middle looks like she might not have done much with girls before…

It’s pretty hot, and the gallery is has some hot samples of the action: Click here for the free gallery.

We Live Together has fresh lesbian videos added weekly, totally exclusive stuff with hot girls you probably haven’t seen anywhere else… the action is intense, and certainly worth a look. Click here for lesbian videos from We Live Together!

Four MILF Party!

MILF Next Door Party

For most of us, the idea of one hot MILF playing with us or maybe at an extreme two hot MILFs at the same time… but can you imagine 4 hot MILFs left to play together? That is the result of latest adventures from the MILF Next Door.

That’s right, these four hotties get together for an afternoon of lesbian fun, licking, sucking, fingering, getting each other off, and making their mature pussies soaking wet and cumming over and over. They aren’t shy, and they love to kiss and lick and get each other off!

Click here to check out the gallery!

There is plenty more action, click here to check out the MILF Next Door!

Making a hot girl

We don’t mean “making” as in how to put the make on one. No, what we have here is a quick behind the scenes peek at how the hot girls that you see in magazines and on billboards are “made” …no, they’re not born that way.
This video is courtesy of Dove and is intended […]

Wednesday Afternoon

Marion anxiously waited for the doorbell to ring, as she checked her watch for the third time in the last ten minutes. “Where was she,” Marion thought to herself, “I wish for once she’d be on time!!!” Ten seconds later the apartment air was split by the loud resonance of the bell and Marion quickly buzzed her friend in. She opened the door listened for the footsteps coming up the carpeted stairs, but oddly, she swore there was more than just Evelyn’s steps she was hearing! A second or two later she was proven right, as her Evelyn and a young lady of perhaps twenty or so turned up the last flight to Marion’s apartment. Marion looked at the young visitor and asked Marion, “Who’s your friend, or is it a secret!?!” Before she answered, Evie gave Marion a kiss on the cheek and replied, “I found her in an Internet chat room, and for two hundred dollars she’ll do us both!!!”

Both Evie and Anna, the young girls name, entered the apartment and sat down on the sofa while Marion went to the kitchen for some refreshments. After everyone had their punch and cookies Marion asked Anna, “Do you know why you’re hear, dear?” Anna took a sip of her drink and answered softly, “To service you and Miss Evelyn, ma’am!” Marion by now had had a chance to give the young blonde a going over, and her pussy had begun to dampen at the prospect of having such a young girl nursing at her breasts and sucking her hairy pussy!!! Marion and Evie were both single lesbians in their early sixties who had met several years earlier and now got together once a week for some recreational sex. Once in a great while one of them would find someone else to bring to the party, and today Evie had scored but big!!! In this game of eat the pussy, younger was always better as they had the firm delectable bodies seniors like Marion and Evie could only dream about!!!

Marion continued with her questioning of Anna with, “Are you bi or les?” “Bi,” Anna quickly replied, “but I prefer females more!” Marion stood up, walked over to Anna, lifted up her skirt, and asked, “Could you please suck me, dear?!?” As usual, Marion had forsaken her panties, and now her hairy muff bulged obscenely inches from Anna’s young face! Anna merely had to lean forward, and her mouth took to Marion’s cunt like a suction cup!!! Marion groaned as the talented little cuntlapper did her erect clit, and she moaned to Evie, “God, Ev, she’s sucking me just the way I like it, mostly my clit, but she does my crack too,” while Evie looked on with glassy eyes as the little blonde cunt sucked her les friend to ecstasy!!! Marion’s pussy was reaching a crescendo, and she rolled her eyes towards Evie and ordered, “Take off your things and let me see your big tits and cunt!!!” Evie didn’t need another invitation, and as Marion was a little on the butch side, she immediately obeyed her command as she usually did! While Marion had a small compact build, Evie was full and voluptuous, with a nice fat butt, large heavy hanging tits, and a soft round tummy that Marion just loved to lay her head on while sucking the big nipples of her fem friend! The incessant sucking on her clit, coupled with the sight of Evie’s huge tits threw Marion over the edge, and her pussy was wrenched by a climax that seemed to twist her cunt into a knot over an over again!!! When she was totally sated, Marion fell back in her chair panting like a dog, while trying to regain her breath!

Evie played idly with her pussy while she waited to see what Marion wanted to do next while Anna sat quietly watching the two older woman, while also waiting for further instructions. Finally Marion got up out of her chair, walked over to the desk, and removed a large black strap on dildo and harness. Evie moaned out loud a the mere sight of the thick latex satisfier, the only question now was whether she would be mounted by Marion or Anna! Her answer came quick enough when Marion tossed the dildo to Anna and said, “Put it on and give her the fucking of her life!!!” When she turned to face Evie with the brutal looking appendage sticking obscenely from the little blonde’s crotch, the older woman dug her fingers deep into her own pussy and worked them around, trying to get ready for the assault she knew was coming! Anna slid between her heavy thighs until the head of her destroyer was resting against Evie’s opening, reaching down she worked the big head up and down the hairy cunt until she was sure everything was properly lubricated. When she was sure everything was ready, Anna pushed her little tight ass forward, slowly impaling Evie’s cunt with the black rubber dick! Before Anna had even bottomed out, Evie wailed out loud and had a massive orgasm in her over stretched pussy!!! Anna lay her small firm breasts on Evie’s pillows and began her in and out siege on the dripping slit! Evie was in seventh heaven as her cunt was exploding with climaxes as the little blonde used her as her personal fuck toy!!! Over in her chair, Marion was using a small thin vibrator on her clit, cumming in unison with Evie on several of her harder cums, while offering verbal encouragement to Anna to fuck Evie even harder!!!

When both women were totally satisfied, Marion proclaimed to Anna, “Now it’s your turn baby, Evie and mama are going to make you cum!!!” Evie sat up, which allowed her big chest to hang down to her waist, and then Marion had Anna lay back into Evie’s lap so she could nurse on her big hard nipples! While Anna sucked like a little baby, Marion positioned herself between the twenty year old’s legs and began tonguing her wet little pussy!!! “My, god, Ev,” Marion gushed between licks, “she has the sweetest little cunt I’ve ever tasted, she definitely is worth every cent we’re payin’ her!!!” Evie, cradling Anna’s head to her chest, purred like a satisfied kitten while Anna did a number on her rubbery nips, and it wasn’t long before the little blonde began to shake all over as her orgasm took complete control of her sopping wet vagina, and even Marion had to groan as the little bitch unloaded her juice into her dyke mouth!!! When it was all over, three women lay in a heap with three very contented cunts!!!

Another thing a woman can’t do

Let this serve as a reminder for everyone climbing up on their roofs this holiday season, it can be a dangerous place to slip if you’re holding a pneumatic nail gun.
That’s a lesson that August Voegl learned when he tripped and accidentally fired a four-inch nail through his left testicle and into the roof […]

Happy Birthday To Me!

Yes, today is my birthday and I want Darien as my present! Her face and those sultry eyes are enough to get me hooked. However, Darien has a lot more to offer. This petite teen in lingerie is enough to make a grown man drool. So for my birthday send her over to pose on my couch please. She is a sexy bitch in that red baby doll outfit. Babes in lingerie always turn me on, but Darien has me rock hard. I am an ass man, and what a sweet ass on this babe. See can bend over on my couch like that; nailing that ass would make me feel like a kid again. Darien’s tits are the reason I like them small, those nipples are sticking out perfect to get my teeth on. Small tits like hers always come with the extras like those nipples. That silky red lingerie, that milky skin and beautiful red hair had me hooked right away. Then she goes and spreads those long legs and shows her pussy. Not only does she show it, she spreads those lips for a shot of that tight little hole. To fucking hot, so put a bow on her and send her over. Darien in lingerie would make this the best birthday ever!

Where Are The Fucking Pics

I know, you just might be thinking, ‘hey Preacher, where the fuck are the pics of hot chicks and links to all the hot galleries and shit’.

Let me explain a simple property of micro-economics to you.  If people ain’t buying shit stop giving shit away for free!

Actually that’s not exactly true.  When I looked at the scrilla that this blog produces it was quite a pittance.  While I don’t mind giving shit away for free, it just isn’t worth it for me to capture pics, crop them and link them up to free porn galleries.

So, while this means less or no pictures on this blog, it still means you’ll get free links to porn.  if you can find them.  If you can’t you are too fucking stupid to be reading my profound inner workings anyways.

Free Porn

You’re welcome!

Making a Baby

Apolonia opened the oven door to check the roasting chicken, and the aroma of the cooking bird wafted across the room, filling it with sweet pungent aroma. “Another twenty minutes and it’ll be ready,” she said to herself, while giving the sweet potatoes a quick stir. Her husband Hank would be home any minute now, and as was her custom, she always had a hearty meal waiting for him on the table. Even after five years of marriage Apolonia still got a thrill when her husband entered a room, and she often wondered how many wives could say that!?! Being a good Catholic girl of strict Italian parents, everyone was shocked when she up and married Hank, a tall black man from the west coast! Her mother cried her eyes out upon receiving the news, but Apie, as her father called her, was adamant and even though it hurt her parents deeply, married her college sweetheart the day after he graduated from law school! As the years passed, even Apie’s mother had to admit that Hank was a good husband to her daughter while providing her with all of the creature comforts anyone could possibly want. Hank was a man on a mission and already he was a partner in the firm he joined out of college. For the last five years he worked like a dog to climb the company ladder as well as buy a new expensive house for his young wife, but the one sacrifice they had made was the putting off of having any children. This was especially hard on Apie, as she came from a large family and was used to having a lot of people around, but she and Hank had decided that waiting a few years until they were more financially set would be the prudent thing to do.

As Apie finished setting the table, the front door burst open and Hank strode into the dining room, his handsome face glowing with excitement! “Great news,” his deep voice boomed, “I got the Exeter Steel account, we’ve finally made it!!!” Apie knew what this meant, that they could start their family!!! She ran to Hank, leaped into his arms and gave him a big hug and said softly in his ear, “Now we can start out family, Hank!!!” The two of them side by side looked like Mutt and Jeff, with Hank standing a towering six feet four inches tall, while Apie had to stretch to reach five feet two! Scooping his wife up in his powerful arms, Hank carried her up the stairs to their bedroom, where he lay her back on the bed and started taking off his suit. He stared down at Apie with a mixture of love and lust in his eyes, this small delicate flower with the long dark hair and sweet smile, and the eyes, my god the eyes, his heart always skipped a beat when he looked into the brown doe eyes of his beautiful bride! Seeing her husband removing his things, Apie felt a rush of desire filling her loins, and when he got down to his powder blue boxers, she could see the outline of his huge erection fighting to free itself from its cotton prison! She stared in quiet wonder, never tiring of seeing the massive black organ springing into view! When he was finally naked, standing proudly before her, he told her softly, “For the first time we don’t have to use a condom, I can feel your pussy like it was meant to be felt!!!” Apie, now growing increasingly wet, slid off her own things until she was down to her bra and panties. While she was unlike most young Italian women in that she had a small slim frame, she was Italian all the way when it came to the chest department, her bra being filled by her heavy 32DD breasts! Hank stared as she reached around behind her back and unhooked the strap that held her boobs in place. Puffing out her chest, the black brassiere slid off her shoulders and away from her body, exposing two of the most succulent breasts Hank had ever seen!!! He was a little ashamed to admit it, but the first thing that attracted him to his wife were her incredible boobs! “God, Apie,” he groaned, while taking his meat into his hand and fisting it savagely, “every time you do that just about makes me shoot!” She laughed lightly, thrusting them up to her now panting husband and said, “Come to mama and make her feel good!!!” Hank released his cock and slid down on the bed next to her, and then gently took a large nipple into his mouth and sucked on it like a baby! Apie held his head in her arms and cooed as her muscular husband played the part of a suckling child, slobbering all over her chest as he nipped and sucked on her dark nipples.

The relentless mouth attached to her breasts was making her vagina leak like a sieve, and she unconsciously crossed and uncrossed her legs while trying to put pressure on her throbbing clitoris! While he sucked, Apolonia reached down and held Hank’s erection in her small hand, caressing and rubbing it like it was a piece of smooth ebony! Both of their crotches, her vagina, and his penis, were now in desperate need to cohabitate, and when Apie whispered in her husband’s ear that she needed him right now, he lay back on the bed with his cock sticking straight up, offering his wife the ride of her life!!! Of all the ways he fucked her, this was her favorite because it afforded her the most control, and allowed her to tease him a bit until she let him ejaculate! Straddling his waist, she slowly lowered her vagina slowly onto the head of the thick monster that grew from her husband’s groin, and by moving her hips from side to side, allowed it to slip into her warm wetness! Hank was now groaning out loud, almost in a frenzy to drive his meat deep into his wife’s tight little pussy! As turned on as he was, he could have easily over powered her and rammed his pecker home, but as large as his cock was, and was tight as her little pussy was, he knew that he would tear her cunt to shreds with just a stroke or two, so for this reason, every time they made love was like the first time, him going gentle and slow, while she worked his thickness into her until it was buried deep inside of her little twat! The disadvantage of having a woman with such a tight cunt was that every time you fucked her you had to take it really slow, but the converse of that meant that you had a woman whose cunt felt like it was being fucked for the very first time!!! Even as much as he wished he could just jam her hard and shoot his load, it was that much better watching her face as each inch slid into her tight little box, her whole body seeming to shake and quiver with a mini orgasm as her cunt slowly swallowed his thick black dick!

The sensations they were experiencing were unreal as Apie ground her pussy hard all around Hank’s straining erection!!! “Oh, baby,” she whimpered, “you make me feel so much like a pussy, so much like a female, your cock, it fills me up, just like my love for you fills me up!!!” Hank couldn’t hold back any longer, and started to drive his meat in and out of his wife’s pussy while her heavy breasts bounced in front of his face! He reached out and took a breast in either hand, thumbing her hard nipples, making her cunt begin its involuntary contraction that signaled the onset of her orgasm!!! As her cunt tried to strangle his organ, Hank’s nut sack tightened up, a sure sign that his own climax was eminent!!! As their hips moved in unison, their eyes locked, Hank said softly to his bride, “Let’s make a beautiful baby!!!” Hearing those words was all it took, and Apie’s eyes rolled back in her head as her orgasm boiled over like a tea pot on a hot stove!!! Hank’s pecker, now a piston ramming in and out of Apie’s helpless cunt, lurched once or twice and then erupted like a volcano into his wife’s incredible pussy!!!

As they lay in each other’s arms, all at once Apie jerked to her elbows and exclaimed, “Oh my god, I forgot to turn off the chicken!!!” Hank laughed, gave her a big hug and replied, “Were going to make love again and then order Chinese!!!”